please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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