you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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