I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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