i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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