But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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