last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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