Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I need a beard to bite.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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