To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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