Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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