ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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