I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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