Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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