If i come over, it means nothing
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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