my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
wow bdsm is so cute
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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