ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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