She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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