i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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