watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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