Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You coming home soon, man?
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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i believe in u and ur pee
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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