erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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