Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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