She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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