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I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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