No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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