I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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