Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Girls should come with a carfax report
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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