I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
honey bunches of taint.
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
A+ Viking dick
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