she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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