So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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