Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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