i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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