so explain again why im purple
no
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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