Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
The adults are the big ones right?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Your penis caused this!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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