I'm so fucking centered right now
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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