She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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