I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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