Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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