Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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