Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Let's paint friendship bongs
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize