porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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