He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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