sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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