i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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