Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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