Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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