woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So much rum. So many feels.
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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