Kareoke will never be a sober sport
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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