how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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