Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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my poor anus
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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