I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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