If i come over, it means nothing
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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