I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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